Sunday, May 30

Funny stuff to do in an elevator

  • Tap someone on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
  • Push the buttons and pretend you got shocked and then keep doing it over and over again.
  • Ask if you can push the button for other people and push the wrong ones.
  • Hold the door's open and say you're waiting for a friend. Then after a while say, Hi! How's your day been?" and let the doors close.
  • Drop a pen and then wait for someone to pick it up, and when they pick it up yell THAT'S MINE!!!
  • Take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
  • Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
  • Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
  • Pretend you are the flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits.
  • Swat at pretend flies and then "accidentally" hit someone in the face.
  • Call out GROUP HUG!
  • Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
  • Wear a puppet and talk to the other people.
  • Stare grinning at another passenger then announce, "I have new socks on!"
  • Put police tape in front of the door.
  • Fart loudly when it's only you and one other person, then argue that it wasn't you and don't stop.
  • Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator and once you get in sigh and look relieved.
  • If you're a guy, ask every male passenger if you can borrow a tampon.
  • Bring a melon on the elevator and try to sell it.
  • Say ring ring. Then take a banana out of your pocket and talk to it.
  • Scream whenever someone comes in the doors
  • Stick your tongue out and act like it's a cigarette.
  • Put up a tent.
  • Talk loudly and whenever anyone else talks say Hello!! Some people are trying to SLEEP!!!
  • Make sushi.
  • Go on the elevator with nothing on your head and ask people if they like your hat.
  • Ask someone, "Guess What?" and when they respond with what, say guess what again. Repeat until the person responds angrily, then say "I was only asking a question." Then start talking loudly to someone else in the elevator about how some people need to control their temper.
  • Ask someone if they have an extra pair of underwear and then tell them all about your uncontrollable bowel movement disorder.

(I got these from a different website and just took the funny ones)

2 comments:

Erin said...

u got the new socks one from me!

Brad Bodeker said...

you're a dork....
-love, your dad