- Tap someone on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend you got shocked and then keep doing it over and over again.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people and push the wrong ones.
- Hold the door's open and say you're waiting for a friend. Then after a while say, Hi! How's your day been?" and let the doors close.
- Drop a pen and then wait for someone to pick it up, and when they pick it up yell THAT'S MINE!!!
- Take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
- Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
- Pretend you are the flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits.
- Swat at pretend flies and then "accidentally" hit someone in the face.
- Call out GROUP HUG!
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
- Wear a puppet and talk to the other people.
- Stare grinning at another passenger then announce, "I have new socks on!"
- Put police tape in front of the door.
- Fart loudly when it's only you and one other person, then argue that it wasn't you and don't stop.
- Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator and once you get in sigh and look relieved.
- If you're a guy, ask every male passenger if you can borrow a tampon.
- Bring a melon on the elevator and try to sell it.
- Say ring ring. Then take a banana out of your pocket and talk to it.
- Scream whenever someone comes in the doors
- Stick your tongue out and act like it's a cigarette.
- Put up a tent.
- Talk loudly and whenever anyone else talks say Hello!! Some people are trying to SLEEP!!!
- Make sushi.
- Go on the elevator with nothing on your head and ask people if they like your hat.
- Ask someone, "Guess What?" and when they respond with what, say guess what again. Repeat until the person responds angrily, then say "I was only asking a question." Then start talking loudly to someone else in the elevator about how some people need to control their temper.
- Ask someone if they have an extra pair of underwear and then tell them all about your uncontrollable bowel movement disorder.
(I got these from a different website and just took the funny ones)
2 comments:
u got the new socks one from me!
you're a dork....
-love, your dad
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