Good Morning! :)

Hi! What's up? Today is Friday and Erin's coming over today at 1. So I should get ready sometime before that. I like to sleep in and be lazy... I'm listening to my new 2nd fave song called Impossible by Shontelle. But Absolutely is still my favorite. Blogger has a new background thing where I could pick a new background for my blog, but I just really like this one so I didn't change it. It was funny because just a few days ago, Dylan asked me if I had ever heard this song (and I didn't yet) and now it's my favorite song! There's this really cute carnival in the mall parking lot. It's cute cuz all of the rides are really small! The ferris wheel is soooo cute!!! I think we're going there later. Tonight I have to stay over night at my great grandma's house because Mom and Brad are going on their date and I have to go and deliver Dylan's papers. Tomorrow we're going CAMPING!!! Well hopefully it doesn't rain tomorrow or i'm goona be mad. I really don't want to go camping in the rain or get up and get woken up by delivering papers in the rain. I wouldn't like that job very much I don't think. I hate getting up early. And the paper boys don't get paid enough for it to be worth it. That's just my opinion though. But I'm doing him a favor so whatever. Now I'm listening to my phone. I don't have anything else to say right now so bye! -Anna

Funny Recipe of the week #2! :)

CHUNKY CAT BARF!

Ingredients:

• 1 large spaghetti squash
• 8 ounces cottage cheese (I like large curd)
• 16 ounces mozzarella cheese, grated
• 8 ounces parmesan cheese, grated
• 1 quart spaghetti sauce (with green peppers)

Directions:

1. Cook squash. Fork out insides into a large casserole dish (remove & discard seeds).

2. Add cottage cheese, 1/2 of the mozzarella and parmesan cheese, and all the sauce. 3. Mix until it looks like its name (barf). 4. Top with the remaining cheese and bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees.

Ask Anna Advice Column #2

Welcome to the Ask Anna Advice Column! Dear Anna, My kitchen is sooo super dirty and I don't know what to do about it!!! -Dirty Kitchen Girl Dear Dirty Kitchen Girl, Wow. This is officially the stupidest question I've ever had in this advice column so far. And I have had some really stupid ones. Wow! You know what you do? YOU CLEAN IT!!! -Anna Dear Anna, I like this guy at my school. So I asked him out. Then he said, "Uhhh... I don't really want to date anyone right now." Then he threw up. Then on the day after that, I saw him kissing another girl that was a lot prettier than me. What does this mean??? Does he like me??? Help!! -Confused Dear Confused, Ughh... Another one of these questions... HE THINKS YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND UGLY AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! He was just trying to be nice and he really did want to date people now. JUST NOT YOU!!! Duhh... I always get questions like these from dumb girls that don't have any common sense!!! Love Your Friend, -Anna Dear Anna, I'm 40 years old and I want to know where babies come from. None of my family will ever tell me and I want one! I heard there was a stork that brings them, so how do I call them to bring me one? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME!!! :'( -I don't know :( Dear I don't know :(, Thats a dumb name... Ya ask somebody else that question... BYE! -Anna Dear Anna, Ok so my friend went on a trip and I was taking care of her cat and her apartment. The cat was good at first, but then it started to irritate me. Her apartment is on the 30th floor, so I just chucked the cat off of the balcony. Then I had a party and destroyed her apartment. Then I just left it for her to come home to and went back to my house and watched tv. Do you think that was ok? I do. Love, -Cat killing freak Dear cat killing freak, Yeah that's ok! It's definately ok to completely ruin someone's apartment and kill their pet! Yeah right. You could be in jail for a really long time and you can't just kill a pet. I BET THAT CAT DID NOTHING WRONG YOU'RE JUST A HUGE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OR ELSE DROPPED FROM THAT BALCONY OR BURNED OR SOMETHING!!! I just have one question for you. WHY IS THIS PERSON YOUR FRIEND??????????? Ya there's so much more to say to you... Go die and do me a favor. Love, -Anna That was my second Ask Anna Advice Column! :D

Hi :) It's almost 11 and I should probably go to bed. But I don't want to. Today went by so fast and I did absolutely nothing. Absolutely :) I requested that song today on z99. haha. I love that song! I should listen to it. But really! There is NOTHING to do here. What I did today was: Woke up kinda late but I don't really remember what time it was. Then I read my book for this thing I'm in called the Battle of the Books. It's this contest and you read books and then answer questions about them at the contest. You get the books free and they're usually really good. If you win you get a portable DVD player and last year it was an ipod. And everybody gets a gift card to Barnes and Noble. I'm in it because I love to read and it's completely free and fun. I hope we win! That would be cool but I don't care if we don't either. Anyways, then I got up and layed around and stuff. Oh yeah I knocked on Taylor's door but they weren't home. That's why I had nothing to do. If they were home it would have been a really fun day :) Like yesterday was fun even though I still did nothing. :D And that day we went to Mankato was so awesome! I'm wearing my new glasses. I think I'm getting used to them. I can finally relax my eyes. But it's hard because I'm so used to working so hard, I don't know how to relax them. I have stupid problems with my eyes. They don't work together right and if I didn't concentrate before then I would see double. That would cause headaches. Taylor said, "Why do people have to have eye problems?" It was cute. Then I was showing them how I can make my eye go out and it looks funny. Haha! Dylan got scared. It is kinda weird looking. Taylor is just like my little sister! She's 3 years younger than me but we're still friends. Dylan's just a little younger, but almost the same age. I still haven't beat him at Stratego but I'm learning and getting better. I almost beat him at his grandpa's house. I went there yesterday. That was fun. I've been so busy lately. Well except for today, but today was my lazy day. My cat, Buttercup is pregnat! And guess who wants a kitten! Taylor and Dylan! I hope Stacy will let them get one!!! That would be so awesome because then we could see 2 of them! We get to keep one!!! And maybe 3, because my grandma might get one too. I don't really have anything else to say so...BUHBYE!!!!!!

The Weekly Weather 2

Hi! Sorry I'm a little late but here's the weekly weather #2!

Hello again and welcome to the weekly weather report! This will be a nice week. First, today we'll have rain for a little while longer. Then the rest of the day will be very boring and crappy. Later this evening there will be a blizzard and 98 mph winds. So get out there and enjoy the weather tonight!

Tomorrow there will be 3 feet of snow from last night, and raining some more frogs. But don't worry, they're cute and they don't bite.

Thursday, unfortunately, all of the snow will melt. There will also be thunderstorms all day. During the night, there will be a tornado warning and probably a tornado.

Friday, there will be an earthquake in Minnesota, but the whole U.S. will get ruined. Also partly cloudy :).

Saturday, it'll be nice and hot. High of 20, Low of -20...

Sunday, Crazy freezing winds. High of 114. Wind chills of 2. Also hurricanes, so if you live by the ocean, enjoy your beach picnic. :D

Monday, Terrible thunderstorms, more snow, approximately 6 feet. Beware of lightning.

And finally, Tuesday, just boring old plain weather. Falling meatballs. 70% chance of tornadoes. Rainy...

Hi :)

Hi! It's summer! Yay :) Yesterday was like the best day ever!!! Because I first woke up at 6:30 to deliver Dylan's papers with him so he could show me what to do. I have to do them when he's on a church trip. Then I went over to his house and had a toaster strudel! And they were goona go to Mankato so I was all sad. But then they asked if I wanted to come with! So I did! We left at 9. We drove up there and went shopping a lot and ate lunch at Old Country Buffet. And I even got a purse! OMG it's soooo cute! That was really fun. Today Dylan was being mean. He was hurting Taylor :( I hope he stops being mean soon. Taylor had to leave so that's why I am even on here. I wanna go to Erin's soon too cuz I couldn't go yesterday. I get my glasses today. I hope they help my crappy eyes and headaches. They're cute though. I don't really know what else to say. :( I want Taylor to come back. I have to do the weater thing today. I was a little late, sorry. But I wasn't on here yesterday so yeah. Oh crap I'm also late on the advice column. Whatever. I guess I'll see u later since I don't have anything to write right now. -ANNA! :D