Saturday, May 29

Hi again. I hope you liked some of my other posts haha. I'm working on more and I have lots of ideas and also if you have any ideas for my blog or anything else, just email me at kyoisawesome@hotmail.com ! I've actually got an email from somebody and I'm excited that somebody actually saw my blog haha. My stomach hurts :( It's like 11:30 p.m. What I did today was woke up because of dumb Daisy barking. I would normally go back to sleep cuz I like to sleep in but Erin stayed the night so I decided to just get up. It was almost 9 I think and we swam in my pool. Then she had to go home at 10. Then me and my mom went and got some stuff for her garden at the flower place. Then we went to Babb's BBQ and it was sooooooo good!!! That's a place where this guy makes really really good food. Then I did some other stuff and ya I didn't really do very much today. It's getting really close to summer! :D Oh yeah and yellow is my favorite color so I made the post that color! Also my favorite food is potatoes. Any kind of potatoes! I love them all. Hashbrowns, Mashed, Fries, Potato Chips, ... I don't really know what else to say... So bye4now peeps! :)

Funny Recipe of the week!

Kitty Litter Cake 1 pk Spice cake mix, 1 pk White cake mix, 1 pk White sandwich cookies, 1 sm Package instant vanilla pudding, mix 12 sm Tootsie Rolls. Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions. Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender. They tend to stick, so scrape often.When cakes are cooled, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Gently combine. Pour into a clean kitty litter box.Put unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave safe dish two at a time and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat until you have nine, and bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Heat three more Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Serve with a new pooper scooper. (This is totally my next birthday cake!!!)

Friday, May 28

Hey Everybody that reads my blog! (I don't think that's anybody...) But if you're reading this you have to be reading my blog so yeah! Anyways, I'm working on a lot of different posts and I have lots of ideas to make this blog AMAZING!!! :) Please follow my blog! That would be so awesome if you did. Here's another post that I wrote in school since it was so boring: Hi! I'm in Study Hall. Remember yesterday when I said that I wished it was Friday. Well, I got my wish! YAY! It's 3:00! Only 4 days left of school! Yay! That's cause we have Monday off. And then you won't hear me babbling about school all the time. Yay! 10 mins left! g2g. Now I'm back. It's still like 10 mins till the end of school but now i'm outside. I'm just sitting under a tree writing this. It's really good cuz I have everything I need so I hope I don't have to go back inside. That would be dumb if we did. I don't want 2 do my math :( Oh well... I think I'm getting bit by some noseums or something. I hate bugs sometimes but it's worth it for summer. I wish I had my phone so I could check the time and listen to some music. I think school's DONE!!! (it was) Bye ;)

The Ask Anna Advice Column

Dear Anna, I need a tampon! What do I do??? Love, -Tampon needer Dear Tampon needer, YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME!!!! -Anna Dear Anna, I have a serious problem. My butt itches and I can't scratch it :'( It won't stop!!! I need serious help!!! -Anonomous Dear Anonomous, You really seem like you need some mental help. Maybe go to counseling and also buy some cream for your issue and one of those back scratcher things... I don't think you should be putting this stuff on an advice column also... You're crazy. -Anna Dear Anna, I told a guy I liked that I had a crush on him. He yelled at me to get out of his face. I don't know how he feels about me back and I don't know what to do!!! Help!!! -Clueless Dear Clueless, I wonder why your name is clueless because obviously he doesn't like you... He wouldn't yell that if he liked you!!! HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!! He probably hates you. So get over it already. -Anna Dear Anna, I don't know what to wear to school. Help! -Needs good clothes ideas Dear Needs good clothes ideas, First of all, what a dumb name, second of all, why are you writing this on an advice column anyways? It's a stupid question. Just pick something! But if you really want help, I do have a weekly fashion post. ;) -Anna

Dear Anna,

My friend is in a lot of sports and she never wears deoderant. She has the most horrible B.O. in the world. But I don't know how to tell her. What do I do? I don't want to tell her, but I don't want to always smell that horrible stink anymore. :( Help Me!!!

-Friend with stinky friend

Dear Friend with stinky friend,

Haha your name is funny. So first of all you tell her to stop playing sports. Then you yell at her that she doesn't spend enough time with you. Then tell her she stinks really bad and buy her some deodorent. Then wrap it, say sorry for what you did and then give her the present and then laugh when she opens it up because that's how much of a good friend you are. Also tell her that showering once a month is unacceptable and that she needs to do it MORE OFTEN!!! Then show her my post on 10 signs that you need to take a shower. :D Then give everyone at school a nose plug and have them all wear one when she comes in.

-Anna

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Thursday, May 27

This week's biggest fashion trends

Hi! Every week we have a fashion post! It's about the latest fashion trends that everybody's wearing. There's 4 items of clothing. The hottest fashions are here! :D
  • Fanny Packs
Everyone's wearing fanny packs! Get your's today! There's all different kinds for every kind of personality. There's every color, stuffed animal ones, and even fanny packs that your dog can ride in! Only $79.95!
  • Puffy Pants in Metallic colors
Everyone's wearing the metallic colored shiny puffy pants! They make you look like your change! They even come in silver and bronze! How cute! They have to be extra puffy though, or they're ugly! So buy your's today for $99.99
  • Crocs
Everyone's wearing crocs the amazing shoes! Buy them at almost any store for extremely reasonable prices! The most high class shoe! You have to buy your pair today! They come in any color and they break like all the time! But that's ok you should still buy them!
  • Adult Diapers
Everyone's wearing adult diapers! Just think! You never have to stop for the bathroom! And you can even buy them in cute colors! Wear them with no pants, who cares! Who wouldn't want to show off their hot diaper! Buy them at Walmart or any store!

10 Signs that you maybe should take a shower

1. People run away from you whenever you approach them.

2. Your only friends are flies.

3. You look like a hobo.

4. People start passing out as you walk by them.

5. Flowers begin to die.

6. Babies cry when you're by them.

7. Your friend will turn red while trying to hold their breath.

8. When you notice mushrooms growing on you.

9. Your dog wants to roll on you.

10. Even the flies are starting to avoid you.

I Love Tiger

I love him a lot, and he's so nice.
He is so sweet, he catches me mice.
I just couldn't wait on that chilly Autumn night.
We drove to the house and I saw their bright light.
I looked in the box and I saw all the kittens.
I picked him up with my soft little mittens.
I said, "I want this one."
Besides him, I wanted none.
I showed him to all of my friends,
My love for him never ends.
I would never say no if he wanted to play,
I will always love him, every day.
I wrote this poem about Tiger when I was 10 or 11. :)

I was so bored in school I wrote a post for my blog...

Hey! I'm in Tech writing this because we're not doing anything. I'll put this on my blog when I get home. Yesterday I got my eyes dilated at the eye doctor, and I couldn't see close up at all. It sucked. And whenever I went outside, it would be brighter that normal and it hurt my eyes so I had to wear these dumb looking sunglasses that I got at the eye place. And it stayed for a whole like 3 Hours! That's a long time for me to not go on the computer :). I also swam in the pool again cuz it's too hot to do anything else. I made a list of some good blog ideas so I'll put some more stuff up here. I have a lot of crap math homework that's like multiplying polynomials or something retarded like that. After today's done there's only 5 days left of school though. Yay!!! And tomorrow's Friday. The pencil I'm writing with has snails on it! Haha that was random. I hope we do nothing the whole time in Tech so I can keep writing this. Somebody drew a cow on this table. (Me continuing from study hall now). Hi! I'm actually in choir but we're done with everything so we come up to the commons. I'm not very hungry but maybe I'll go to alacarte sometime. Erin's gone today :( I hope she's not too sick. I think she's probably sick cuz she was getting a cold yesterday. I hope she's back tomorrow. Bird Lady is our sub for choir today. Bird Lady is the worst sub ever! She's a real stalkerish freak. She also makes bird noises so that how she got her name. I don't think anyone knows here real name. I should tell you some bird lady stories. I will sometime. Once me and Dylan stayed up all night mostly talking about her and telling funny stories about when she subbed for us. About a week ago my family went on a trip to Texas. It was really fun and I'm goona put some pics up. My favorite part was probably swimming in the ocean but it's hard to pick. The worst part is all the MAKEUP WORK!!! I hate makeup work. But it's worth it to miss school. I'm still working on all of it... I'll have to be done in 5 days though! Just a second ago I started 8th grade. It seems like it anyways. It's almost 3 and we get out at 3:15. Yay. :) I took a break from writing and tried my math homework. All I can say is EPIC FAIL. It's really hard... My homework quote is, "If you can't do it, you can't do it, so don't keep trying. GIVE UP!" That's like all of my math assignments. Maybe I should try on it if I wanna be a vet. I can wait till next year though. Besides, colleges only look at 9th grade and up. Now I want some mac n cheese! I do, it's amazing. I know, I'll tell you about my family. I have a little sister. She's 10 and her name's Kate. My mom's name is Susan and my stepdad's name is Bradley! I don't know why I put Bradley though cuz nobody calls him that. haha. But Brad's more like a dad than my real one. My real (well not) dad is in prison or something. I'll tell you about the rest of my family later. Now it's 3:10! I just wish it was Friday, but it will be 2morrow. Well now that I know I'm not doing my math, I don't have to carry that huge book around. I better put this away. -Anna :)

The weekly weather report!

Hello and Welcome to the weekly weather report! Sponsored by Anna's Blog and the Lemonade Shack! And now a quick announcement before we start: LEMONADE SHACK!!! The shack that gives you food! :D Please go to the Lemonade Shack to buy some lemonade and cookies and other stuff on random summer days! Batteries sold seperately.
Ok! And now we're back for our weather report! Today will continue to be sunny and nothing much will happen, but by night there's a 98% chance of thunderstorms all night with continuous tornadoes. But you don't have to go in the basement, you'll be fine.
Anyways, continuing with our weather report. Tomorrow, there will be a hurricane. Then after that a 50% chance of raining frogs.
Saturday, it will rain really hard for half the day and the other half, we'll have a drought.
Sunday, it will be very nice to go on a picnic or to the beach. It won't be sunny. There will be crazy 100 mile per hour winds and a chance of more tornadoes. So go on your picnic and have a good time! There also may be crazy currents in the ocean so be sure to go swimming! :)
On Monday, we might be hit by an asteroid. It will also be partly cloudy.
On Tuesday, when everyone's in school or work, it will be beautifuly nice out. Until 3 that is, then there will be pouring rain with a high of -2 and a wind chill of -10.
And on Wednesday, it'll be 110 degrees out and all of the swimming pools will be closed. There will also be a 70% chance of rain.
On Thursday, there will be maybe some more frogs falling from the sky and also tsunamis if you live by the ocean!
This has been the weather report from Fairmont, MINNESOTA! :) Hope you enjoy your week!

Wednesday, May 26

Funny moments

Here are some random funny moments from our family and friends :)
  1. The other day my dad was scooting around on my grandma's walker in her garage. Then he went into a hole and fell over and hurt his arm and hip and knee.
  2. One day when I was leaving for school, I made some hashbrowns for breakfast and I was kind of late so I just took them with me when I left for school. Then when I was walking out the door I almost tripped and the hashbrowns went flying off of my plate and plop on the ground. Then I was mad but when I got more and thought about it I was laughing.
  3. Once when Brad was at work he had a piece of tape on his shoe and he was carrying a big huge heavy scale. Then he tried to get it off of his shoe and he was kicking the garbage can and then he fell against the door thing and ripped his arm open.
  4. When we were in Texas there was a big thunderstorm and I was scared because there was really loud thunder and we were in the car. It was really scary. Then my Nana said "There's nothing to be scared of" and then lightning almost hit our car. It was right in front of us. That was scary.
  5. On the airplane, Mom and Brad were sitting in their seats and then these people just like put their seats down way far. They were like laying all the way down. And usually on airplanes you can't put your seat back barely at all. So they were all squished and they were like on the row where you can't even put your seat back because behind them was the emergency exit people. So mom and Brad were completely squished. And the seats were right in their faces. And they couldn't even put their tables down either and if they tried to put the drinks on the tables, the cup wouldn't even fit. Then they fell asleep and it was funny.
  6. When my sister was in preschool, she wanted to pack her own lunch so my mom let her. Then at the last minute she forgot a drink so she grabbed some pop out of the fridge. Except it wasn't pop, my parents left some beer in the fridge on accident and she brought that to school!!! But she didn't take it out so that was lucky. When we were coming home from school my grandma gave us a ride and she said do you guys want drinks? and my sister said I already have one. So she took it out and my grandma was really mad at my mom and Brad. It was pretty funny though.

Those are some dumb and funny moments...

More writing :)

Hi again. Hmm... I'm not sure what to say. I don't know what other fun stuff to add to my website either. Have any suggestions? Just tell me. For now I guess I'll just write again but I'll put some better stuff on here soon. K? Right now I'm listening to music. Like my favorite thing to do :) I'll tell you about my school day again but I won't make it as detailed and long as the other post. Ok so first I woke up obviously. Then I got ready and like always I wished i wasn't going to this rotten crap hole prison. But I had to go anyways. In social we watched a movie. In Gym we did the shotput so I didn't have to do much. The best I got was pretty pathetic. I don't exactly remember but it was like 10. At least I beat my last year's score of like 6. Then English was soooooo boring I almost died. Not literaly. But still it was horrible and BORING. Then I went to math and that was horribly boring too. I have like the worst 3 classes in a row: Gym, English, Math. :( Oh well it'll be over soon! Now it's 6 days! :) And tomorrow it will be Thursday and after I'm done with tomorrow there will only be 5 and it will be Friday next!!! Yay :) Then I went to Tech and we didn't really do anything in there either. Oh yeah we watched a boring movie that I paid no attention to. Then I got to leave that concentration camp and go to the eye doctor. I NEED GLASSES!!! I picked out some really cute ones too. They're green and brown but they look cute on me because they bring out my brown eyes. That was long and boring but still better than school. I wrote like a whole diary during class and filled up my whole planner cuz they are so boring. I like typed up all of that too haha. But this is just my dumb blog. I really need to put some funner stuff on here besides my writing crap. I will soon! I'll get some funny stuff. Oh and I'll also tell you some more about me. Cul8r 4 now :) -Anna

Tuesday, May 25

Hey it's me again! What's up? I'm just typing this and listening to music :) I love to listen to music. My favorite song is called Absolutely by Nine Days and some other bands I think. I love like all music! I like any kind except I usually don't like country. I like Justin Bieber too and I don't get why everybody makes fun of him either. He didn't do anything wrong and it's not his fault he sounds kinda like a girl. I knew it wasn't a girl when I first heard him sing anyways. But still everybody hates him and makes fun of him for no reason. It makes me so mad because I just think, What if that were me? That would really suck. I'm wearing my kyo hat right now. Kyo is a character from Fruits Basket which I LOVE!!! But you knew that. I hope school goes fast tomorrow. It's never really that bad it's just so boring and long. But tomorrow I get to leave at 1 for an eye appointment cuz my seeing sucks. I'm nearsighted so I can see close up but not far away very good. This is pretty much boring... I could tell you about Taylor and Dylan. Ok I will. I first met Taylor and Dylan when I was 6. We had just moved into this house and they're our neighbors. We've had some really fun times together and we spend almost every day together. We're almost like family. You'll hear more about them too. I'll tell you about my pets too. First there's Tiger :D TIGER IS MY ABSOLUTE BABY!!! I love him soooo much!!!! He is so adorable and loving and I love him like crazy!!! And he loves bluebery muffins, soft cat food, meat, mashed potatoes, and crackers. His full name is Tiger Playful Peanut (I named him when I was like 5). He's the best cat in the world to me. I'll put a pic on here too sometime. Then there's Buttercup. We just got her and she's almost a year old now. She's really cute too and loving and sweet. I really should put some more pics on my blog. Then there's Daisy. She's a weimaraner (if you even know what that is, a lot of people don't). A weimaraner is a kind of dog and idk if I'm spelling that right either. She's cute but she can be really annoying. Then we have the smaller animals. I have a hamster named Oreo. My little sister Kate has a parakeet named Fred and a guinea pig named Brownie and then we have the fish. That's all we have now but we've had so many pets before. I can't even count how many. Our backyard is like an animal graveyard Haha. We've had almost any kind of pet you can think of. I don't know what else to talk about. I guess I'll go for now but I'll post something else that isn't just my babbling on and on about random stuff. -Anna :)

Monday, May 24

Hi! Welcome to my blog! and some more stuff...

Hi. I'm Anna! Welcome to my blog. This blog is pretty random but it's just fun to do and yeah... I'm not sure what to say but this blog will be AWESOME!!! I guess I'll tell you about what I did today at school and I'll just tell you some stuff about me. Ok so today I got up wishing it was summer already. But there's only 7 days left till summer! :D yay! I hate school. I LOOOOVE SUMMER!!! Everything about it. I love the hotness, the staying up all night, the sleeping in till 12, the NO SCHOOL, the playing all day with my friends (and sometimes all night) and everything else!!! I'll tell you a lot more later about stuff but now I'm goona continue with my day. I hate getting up early. But I had to and I just keep remembering that it will be summer vacation soon. I'm almost done with 8th grade and I'm 14. Anyways, today I got ready and went to school. First hour is social studies and it's really hot in there!!! But I do get to sit right by the fan and everybody is jealous. It's like that in science too (We don't have AC in our school). It's been pretty horrible these last few days with no AC since it was almost 100 degrees! In social we just do what we always do, get ready for the next test... We just did our study guides and stuff that's boring. I bet this is boring so I'll try and make it more interesting to read if I can. Next is gym (WHICH I HATE!!!) I'm really not athletic and we had to run the 400 today. It sucked so me and Erin walked it and everybody was yelling at us to run but we just ignored them. It was pretty funny actually. I didn't want to get all sweaty like yesterday. Gym always sucks but now I think everyday after it's over, YAY! There's only a few more days of that left. I'm just glad Erin's in my gym class. Oh and Erin's my best friend. haha. Right now I'm eating dill pickle sunflower seeds. It looks like it's going to storm outside. I kinda want it to but only for the night. I love storms but I hate it when I can't be outside in the day cuz of rain. Well I could but it's usually cold and stuff. I also loove tornadoes. They scare me but they're also awesome! I love looking at pics of them (I have some on my blog) cuz they scare me and I like it. Anyways, my third hour is English and that classroom is really hot and I'm really far away from the fan. English is also boring and all we're doing now is grammar crap. I know it can be important but why do people have to be so perfect? I mean you can mess up sometimes, why do we have to spend so much time doing all of these boring and hard worksheets on something so stupid and pointless. My fourth hour is math... I HATE MATH!!! My teacher annoys me and it's getting hard. I'm glad I'm almost done with that too. Then I eat lunch. What I had today was umm... (still thinking for a long time...) oh yeah! gross rotini alfredo crap with this disgusting cheese bread with rubbery gross cheese on it. And sick disgusting everything else. All of the school lunches are gross and bad for you. I hate school lunches. Then I went to Tech and we pretty much sat and did nothing since the year's almost over and we ran out of things to do. It was boring cuz Erin just wanted to read the whole time so I just sat there and did nothing. I do love to read though. But I just didn't feel like it I guess. Then I go to science and that isn't so bad but it can be really boring. The fan felt nice haha. Then we had choir but we're done with all of the concerts so we just went up to the commons and me and Erin sat with some 7th graders and it was fun. We got alacarte and I got a big yummy chocolate chip cookie and a blue slushie. Those blue slushies always turn my lips bright blue and I forgot they did and then when I went to my locker after school everybody was staring and I couldn't figure out why and then I went to the bathroom and remembered. That's pretty funny though. I forget EVERYTHING!!! It gets hillarious. Like yesterday I forgot my gym uniform and my math book. I didn't have to change for gym though at least. And when I was going into math I got called down to the office at the perfect time so then I had it. A lot of funny stuff has happened this year. I should tell you some of that stuff sometime but this post is getting pretty long. I love these manga books called Fruits Basket too. I love them so much!!! I'm getting like all of the books and there's 23 of them. They're like 10 bucks each too. But I love them so much that that's ok. I even have like hats and a necklace and stuff from Fruits basket. But I have to get the stuff off of ebay because it's only available in like Japan and China. I don't know what else to say... I'll tell you more later! :D Bye -Anna <3