The Ask Anna Advice Column

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Dear Anna,

My friend is in a lot of sports and she never wears deoderant. She has the most horrible B.O. in the world. But I don't know how to tell her. What do I do? I don't want to tell her, but I don't want to always smell that horrible stink anymore. :( Help Me!!!

-Friend with stinky friend

Dear Friend with stinky friend,

Haha your name is funny. So first of all you tell her to stop playing sports. Then you yell at her that she doesn't spend enough time with you. Then tell her she stinks really bad and buy her some deodorent. Then wrap it, say sorry for what you did and then give her the present and then laugh when she opens it up because that's how much of a good friend you are. Also tell her that showering once a month is unacceptable and that she needs to do it MORE OFTEN!!! Then show her my post on 10 signs that you need to take a shower. :D Then give everyone at school a nose plug and have them all wear one when she comes in.

-Anna

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