Thursday, May 27

10 Signs that you maybe should take a shower

1. People run away from you whenever you approach them.

2. Your only friends are flies.

3. You look like a hobo.

4. People start passing out as you walk by them.

5. Flowers begin to die.

6. Babies cry when you're by them.

7. Your friend will turn red while trying to hold their breath.

8. When you notice mushrooms growing on you.

9. Your dog wants to roll on you.

10. Even the flies are starting to avoid you.

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