Ask Anna Advice Column #2

Welcome to the Ask Anna Advice Column! Dear Anna, My kitchen is sooo super dirty and I don't know what to do about it!!! -Dirty Kitchen Girl Dear Dirty Kitchen Girl, Wow. This is officially the stupidest question I've ever had in this advice column so far. And I have had some really stupid ones. Wow! You know what you do? YOU CLEAN IT!!! -Anna Dear Anna, I like this guy at my school. So I asked him out. Then he said, "Uhhh... I don't really want to date anyone right now." Then he threw up. Then on the day after that, I saw him kissing another girl that was a lot prettier than me. What does this mean??? Does he like me??? Help!! -Confused Dear Confused, Ughh... Another one of these questions... HE THINKS YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND UGLY AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! He was just trying to be nice and he really did want to date people now. JUST NOT YOU!!! Duhh... I always get questions like these from dumb girls that don't have any common sense!!! Love Your Friend, -Anna Dear Anna, I'm 40 years old and I want to know where babies come from. None of my family will ever tell me and I want one! I heard there was a stork that brings them, so how do I call them to bring me one? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME!!! :'( -I don't know :( Dear I don't know :(, Thats a dumb name... Ya ask somebody else that question... BYE! -Anna Dear Anna, Ok so my friend went on a trip and I was taking care of her cat and her apartment. The cat was good at first, but then it started to irritate me. Her apartment is on the 30th floor, so I just chucked the cat off of the balcony. Then I had a party and destroyed her apartment. Then I just left it for her to come home to and went back to my house and watched tv. Do you think that was ok? I do. Love, -Cat killing freak Dear cat killing freak, Yeah that's ok! It's definately ok to completely ruin someone's apartment and kill their pet! Yeah right. You could be in jail for a really long time and you can't just kill a pet. I BET THAT CAT DID NOTHING WRONG YOU'RE JUST A HUGE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OR ELSE DROPPED FROM THAT BALCONY OR BURNED OR SOMETHING!!! I just have one question for you. WHY IS THIS PERSON YOUR FRIEND??????????? Ya there's so much more to say to you... Go die and do me a favor. Love, -Anna That was my second Ask Anna Advice Column! :D