The Weekly Weather 2

Hi! Sorry I'm a little late but here's the weekly weather #2!

Hello again and welcome to the weekly weather report! This will be a nice week. First, today we'll have rain for a little while longer. Then the rest of the day will be very boring and crappy. Later this evening there will be a blizzard and 98 mph winds. So get out there and enjoy the weather tonight!

Tomorrow there will be 3 feet of snow from last night, and raining some more frogs. But don't worry, they're cute and they don't bite.

Thursday, unfortunately, all of the snow will melt. There will also be thunderstorms all day. During the night, there will be a tornado warning and probably a tornado.

Friday, there will be an earthquake in Minnesota, but the whole U.S. will get ruined. Also partly cloudy :).

Saturday, it'll be nice and hot. High of 20, Low of -20...

Sunday, Crazy freezing winds. High of 114. Wind chills of 2. Also hurricanes, so if you live by the ocean, enjoy your beach picnic. :D

Monday, Terrible thunderstorms, more snow, approximately 6 feet. Beware of lightning.

And finally, Tuesday, just boring old plain weather. Falling meatballs. 70% chance of tornadoes. Rainy...