I can fix up your broken heart :)

Hey whats up? I really should be getting to bed because I have to get up a 7 A.M.!!! Who gets up that early? I mean come on! It's midnight and it feels like to me that it's like the afternoon! I can't go to sleep yet! It just seems unthinkable. If that makes sense. It seems like it does. Ok! I wish I had more exciting stuff to say... In 2 days I get to go shopping!!! I wanna get a new outfit. I wanna look in some stores that I haven't looked in before, and be different and maybe I'll find something that I like. :) I really wanna babysit so I can have more money for when I go up there. Cuz then I would have 50 bucks instead of 30. And maybe some more! I am so sick of jokes I can just puke by thinking of the word!!! I looked through all of the Chuck Norris jokes, then the yo momma jokes, then the blonde jokes (which offend me very much since I'm blonde not!) and I just kept reading all of these jokes and then they just started to not get funny anymore... I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT ANOTHER DUMB JOKE IN MY LIFE!!! Hurk a durk! Chuck Norris went to Wendy's and ordered a Big Mac and got one! Hurk! When Chuck Norris pees it clogs the toilet! Hahahahahahaha!... Oh now this one's good. I got this off of twitter. Ok, one of the Chuck Norris jokes is: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. So somebody tweeted poptart this: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, but @justinbieber can run into one and make it look good...twice!!! I laughed at that and added the twice part!! Ok I thought I should go lay down by 1 so I have 20 mins left!!! It takes me forever to write these posts. I'm a fast typer but I stop and think about stuff in between and check my twitter and check my phone and play music and play snood and get distracted by the tv and other stuff. I HATE THAT IDIOT BOX!!!!!! And I hate whoever invented it. There's no need for it. I asked Brad to say one word randomly and he said insomnia. I was gonna talk about whatever word he said. So I think I might have that. Or it's just the sleeping till noon thing. I don't know... I can do everything that Chuck Norris can do! I can slam a revolving door, I can swim on land, and I can even round-house KICK YOU IN THE FACE FOR READING MY POST!!!!!! That's because I am the mighty Anna Boettcher! Goodnight :) There's gonna be one less lonely girl :) that was not random! I hate that! That was because the song was in my head and I love that song! Bye...